this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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[–] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If they find him, the jury WILL be hand picked to be the biggest bootlickers of all time.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't the defense also have veto over jury members?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Juries are always hand picked. Having an engineering or science background, having out spoken political opinions, or expressing a knowledge of Jury Nullification are red flags on good days. Lawyers are only trained to deal with influencable types of people. If you want to be selected, be the type of person who watches and believes advertises.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

If they ever find him, the cops will gun him down