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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.

[–] Swemg@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Delicious, juicy blood pockets.

[–] Bear_pile@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I read this in Jim Gaffigan's voice the way he says hot pockets

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

what? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

I too watched the blade movies