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Seems like the sort of thing people should know about a central tenet of a pillar of their identity...
But then they'd have to stop eating shrimp, so...
The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
The lord didn't take Red Lobster away.
Vulture capitalists did.
More importantly, they'd have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
As Moses said, "fuck the Cowboys".
No no. That's from the old testament. Those rules don't count anymore now that there is the new testament.
realizes ten commandments are from the old testament
This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.