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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man if I can't have Caesar salad you might as well just drive a stake into my heart now.

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Substitute with the much superior shalot. Reign supreme into eternity.