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[โ€“] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

oh yeah, tell me how disgusting I am for eating a poor little piggy ๐Ÿ˜ณ

[โ€“] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The pig was likely gassed or shot to death. Its body was then cut in half with a large saw, then hung on a conveyor to be dismembered.

[โ€“] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Okay, real talk, I don't really care what they do to the animals after they're dead, as long as it's hygienic.

The real problem is how they are treated during their lives, and how they're killed. There are farms ranging from pretty bad to "absolutely horrible hellish shit you wouldn't believe" bad.

[โ€“] Twitches@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank God it's shot to death, it would be really awkward if it was just wounded

[โ€“] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tell me more why that would be awkward.

[โ€“] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even a wounded animal is going to respond physically to the sound of a saw. Then you have to consider what will happen when the half dead body of a 900lb pig is placed on a cold steel plate and slowly pushed into a sharp fast moving band saw. A half alive pig would take a few people to hold it down and get the job done.

If you go ass first, damn things would probably kick and scream for a good 5 minutes before it would succumb to the injuries. Would be better to go head first really.

On second thought, for the health of the consumer, the food meat animal would need to be gutted before it was cut on the band saw. Yeah, gutting a half living meat sack would be much harder than a dead one. Very awkward. Maybe if it were dead enough it might even live for an extra few minutes. One might say that would be an advantage over being killed instantly with a bolt to the skull. You had a few more minutes of life, no matter how painful they might have been.

Paralysed maybe, not able to move our scream. A soft gloved hand stroking the skin. A cold, sharp pinch as a gutting knife quickly penetrates your body. Just a few more seconds now. The blade expertly guided up the abdomen. The flow of warm blood flowing over the legs. A sudden feeling of coldness as the blood drains, one last breath taken. Never exhaled.

BRB! My bacon is ready.

[โ€“] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wait come back, I'd almost finished

[โ€“] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You're filthy. A worm! You horrid little slut

[โ€“] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thank you sir may I have another!

[โ€“] Lightor@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Oh, don't tease me, I need more

please don't slutshame.

...or wormshame.