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Anon has an idea to get laid (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think cops are liable for damages even in a case like this.

Probable cause is a whole ass bitch.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Plenty of places would happily pay a couple of million not to find out

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

10M was a stretch for sure, but a family in Jolliet recently got 2.9M USD for the police raiding the wrong house and quite a while back Dr. Lawrence Crosby got 1.25M USD for the police arresting him for the theft of his own car based on an anonymous tip, which is about as much "probable cause" as this case.