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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has an idea to get laid (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, it seems like reasonable enough suspicion for a search warrant.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A wellfare check by a social worker maybe. Can be at school if they fear the home to be dangerous.

Combined with some extra patrol in the street because they HAVE to take things seriously.

The potential damage such a raid can do (shoot your pet, ptsd) cannot be worth such reckless behavior.

On a side note, i actually expect this post is fake.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, it’s a green text of course it’s fake.