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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has an idea to get laid (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'll be lucky if the police don't kill them in the raid.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 day ago

Very easy to tell whether they will get killed during the raid, simply follow the Standard Police Academy Appropriate Force chart: