this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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5 times a day for a month!?
Where's he getting that much Saran wrap in jail?
I got the sense that he was stockpiling his…product, and then shipping it over the border once he had accumulated enough for a proper insemination attempt. I hate everything about what I just typed.
So basically a reverse pony jar?
Considering that sperm die pretty fast outside the body it's more likely it was "fresh".
I hate everything that I have read