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[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every time somebody wishes death to that bastard Satan adds another day to his life.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So if we wish him well, will Satan take away days?

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

No, where do you think Satan gets the extra days from?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Penis to penis or get the fuck out

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 13 hours ago

My bad, I thought you were responding to the touche response.

Touche means touch, so if you're going to touch it has to be penis to penis obviously.

To answer your actual question, the extra days of life come from dampnuts followers, channeled through misplaced worship to the dark lord into his life reservoir.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] jonne@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

Damn, this guy's going to live a thousand years.