My wife always just gets mad and implies that I (the primary cleaner of the house) moved or misplaced her perpetually lost items, and 10/10 times she figures out that it was indeed her own goddamn self who misplaced said thing. Truly, this has happened almost weekly for well over a decade and I swear it has never been me.

I don't even get annoyed anymore. I find immediate satisfaction in knowing she's eventually going to realize she played herself.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I am the wife in this scenario. Although I really suspect she does throw shit out without consulting me.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Do you also leave a mix of both dirty and "clean" clothes laying about on the bathroom/bedroom floor all week, and then get irritated when your partner eventually picks them up and puts them in the dirty laundry hamper? 😅

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago

They're sorting piles!

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Hell no, I leave my mix of dirty and clean clothes on the "dining" room table like a normal person.