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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 56 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Docker: So we decided to ship his machine

[–] GroupNebula563@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

they put it in the whale. that is how docker transports things and you cannot change my mind.

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The oldest known container: github.com/bib/Jonah/Dockerfile

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -1 points 4 days ago

Docker is not running on client machine.