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[–] Memetic@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This image is from here: https://github.com/Flet/rejected-github-profile-achievements

They’re all great. I’m definitely an Arborist.

[–] GroupNebula563@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I love these. I would qualify for Arborist and Valued Contributor immediately.

I had a colleague who could have won the "TeeHee" badge. I wanted to tell them about it but they disappeared mysteriously a few years ago and no one seems to know where they went. Especially not Janet, who always has a shovel in their trunk.

(This is sarcasm. I am humorously implying that a person who changes every line of every file in a single commit, breaking everyone else ability to work, disappeared under circumstances implying that their colleague killed them and buried their body in the woods.

I would, of course, never do such a thing. Okay, my alibi is established, let me get my shovel...just kidding.)

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

That's just a list of sins.