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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 
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[โ€“] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I need both hands to control my alpha male fire hose. The girth of my manly urethra is enough to fit an average penis. I can empty my bladder in 3 seconds, but it is an intense 3 seconds. You'll be damned sure I'm staring you straight in the eye from across our opposed urinals as I do. And I expect a small kiss, out of respect, before I leave.

[โ€“] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I've definitely stood next to guys who pee in about 3 seconds, sounding like a gosh darned race horse, while I'm stuck there for 3 minutes. Gosh darn it!