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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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lashings for anyone who even THINKS about avocado on their sarnies (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by flamingos@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"We have conquered the world for spices."
"Great, should we use them to enhance our cuisine?"
"Absolutely fucking not."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

East a jar of English mustard and report back.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I accidentally west the whole jar

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You may feel some lightheadedness or urge to colonize the islands.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I can't upvote this enough. Thanks for the laugh.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, do fuck off with your tired stereotype.

I'll bet I have more spices in my kitchen that you. Twat.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now, if only you used them ...

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Twat.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Better to be funny than a pissy little Brit.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How would you know, you’re neither? Go and eat another pop tart.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're having a day-long freakout on the "OK Mate Wanker" community with a banner of beans and tagline of "Obviously satire, dozy wankers". Take off the clown shoes, you're bringin shame to the profession.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk -2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for telling me what I should do!