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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I'm not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick... would you be into it then?

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hypo or hyper? Because personally, I'm not getting hyperthyroidism from that photo and I don't know what hypothyroidism looks like.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I didn't mean I smelt it in this image, just in general I can smell it. A bit off topic but I noticed you're a little low on Vitamin K, is it a dietary concern or have you recently used a blood thinner?

[–] Praxis@yiffit.net 7 points 5 months ago

Omg omg do me next

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

That is actually properly scary.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

At best you can tell who's a shower, growers still got stealth on ya.