this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
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So, to be able to transmit packets wirelessly, it needs a medium to communicate them over. If you stick it in the microwave for a while, it should begin to absorb the microwave radiation. Once it's full enough (minimum 20 minutes in microwave, recommend full hour if you have the time), it should then start emitting excess microwave radiation that your devices can pick up, and then you can check your e-mail.
radiation can't just flow through air, you'll have to acquire some aether from your local black market for the electromagnetic waves to travel through