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And that's why you need a receipt for a donut.
I had a friend who liked to sulk around in a trench coat. He bought a grocery store donut and promptly tossed the receipt.
He was soon stopped by grocery security for theft. After some hassle they tracked down his receipt and let him go, but yeah that’s what donut receipts are for.
You can see how the main issue wasn't the receipt, right?
Quickly stuffs donut into mouth.
Wfathf Donutfff?
Punches man in stomach. Donut comes out.
eat the chewed donut problem solved
Ewwww.
Hold it. Did you pay for that receipt?