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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    printf("Hello World!");
    return(0);
}

EDIT: POSIX-compatible shell:

echo "Hello World!"

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

PHP:

Hello World!

[–] PushButton@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Rust:

Still fighting the burrito check fil er

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Python2 is only one character longer:

print "Hello world!"

And you get proper data types too.

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Shell is only meant for duct tape scripts, you know to tie two regular compiled programs together