[Image description: image of text which reads "I like when men explain basic things to me because in my mind it's not mansplaining, it's more like when a toddler is really excited to tell you about dinosaurs and you're like that's right cutie! You're so smart!! Only one of us is being condescending and it's me", to which Shawn replies "if you have to announce when you're condescending, you're doing it wrong."
OP replies "that's a great observation, Shawn! Great job!" with a heart emoji]
Fine that's cool, be condescending, because tbh you're right that's exactly what I'm doing, it's my ADHD and I'm too excited about this thing I just learned about to notice that you're trying to be mean to me, so it's a win-win really.