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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (3 children)

From what little I know about horses, almost all your time is spent trying to make sure they don't kill themselves. I can leave my vechile outside in the cold for weeks at a time and not have to think about it.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

if you tie it up outside and leave it there and it dies it didn't kill itself

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That makes horses relatable. I can't relate to being a non-sentient bundle of metal and glass and stuff, but I can relate to freezing to death and killing myself.

Horses win.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And, when it's no longer useful, you can eat your horse.

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

.......Yeah!?

[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I regret I have but one upvote to give.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Gotta get a work horse!