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[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The first time I used VI I typed a few characters, then hit backspace to delete some characters. Backspace doesn't delete characters. I closed VI and never opened it again.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah yeah, brag about being able to close VI the first time of use...

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Carpenter's axe to the utility line outside my house

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

As a long-time vim enjoyer, I like your gusto. Imagine if you could apply regexes to that carpenter's axe.

(Also, what sort? Do you have one of those awesome Gransfors Bruks ones?)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You need to type i first to enter insert mode.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And you weren't curious about how it worked? Not at all?

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 0 points 1 week ago

A million better alternatives exist. I was curious about them.