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Anon gets hit by a car (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No where in the drive to the doctor does it say he was driving motorcycle.

Of course, because it's a green text with intentional misdirection. Nowhere does it say he was driving a motorcycle, and the wording leads us to assume he was in a car, but the revelation later that he was in the hospital after a motorcycle incident is the punchline.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure why you're having such a hard time comprehending. The motorcycle accident he woke up from was the original accident. He was in a coma for 3 weeks but dreamt that 3 years had passed. Accident #2 occurred in his coma and not the real world. The punchline is that the 3 years were not real and he'd been in a coma for 3 weeks.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, makes sense. But I still think he was holding the baby while driving a motorcycle in the dream.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The "but wasn't In a car?" line definitely indicates that he was confused at the doctor telling him he'd been in a motorcycle crash, because the crash he "remembered" (within the coma, with his kid) was one where he was in a car.