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via: @memes@wetdry.world

https://wetdry.world/@memes/112717700557038278

the sqlite codebase is a gem.

tldr; mcaffee made a shit ton of sqlite files in the temp folder causing people to call the sqlite devs phone angrily. now they name all files etilqs to prevent this.

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2006-10-31: The default prefix used to be "sqlite_". But then Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it started putting files with the "sqlite" name in the c:/temp folder. This annoyed many windows users. Those users would then do a Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the developers and call to wake them up at night and complain. For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite" spelled backwards. So the temp files are still identified, but anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid of the file.

Code found at: https://github.com/sqlite/sqlite/blob/master/src/os.h#L65 (The line numbers in the screenshot and the code don't match up)

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[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 159 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wasn’t there a story about people calling curl devs because of car issues?

For what it’s worth, I’m sure the SQLite devs could help somebody clean up their temp files. They just really shouldn’t have to.

[–] ABasilPlant@lemmy.world 136 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 47 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yes! Hahaha, it’s so good.

Number 2 needs to flick the little switch on the SD card.

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

and so the internet wisdom has solved the person's problem. Alas they will never find out

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Their issue is that the card has the physical lock switched on on the SD card?

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Chances are, right? At least it’s the first thing I’d check.

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Ha that's a good point.