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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 143 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

I'd go back in time to fifteen minutes ago when I had my earphones

Like fuck dude

I just had it and I can't find the fucking things anywhere

edit: found it. If that was my only time travel opportunity, I'd take it

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 77 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You can't find them because you from 15 minutes in the future took them, duh.

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Way to find out you're not in the prime timeline

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Dude.......we're a few days away from trump having a too close to call election in which he's made open statements about being a facist dictator if elected.

The price of food now requires a second mortgage. Mortgages that millenials don't have, because they could never have a house.

4 years ago MURDER HORNETS migrated to America, and it wasn't even in the top 10 of our worst problems in 2020.

What part of ANY of this makes you think we're in the GOOD timeline???

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

What part of ANY of this makes you think we’re in the GOOD timeline???

I saved 15% off my car insurance by switching to GEICO?

[–] Throw_away_migrator@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

THIS is the Bad Place.gif

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

This is some Dark-level time paradox stuff.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm assuming that they're Bluetooth, as if they were wired, the problem couldn't really come up.

If they're still paired to a device, crank the volume up and try playing something loud enough that you can hear it.

For Bluetooth devices that are powered on and responding to queries for nearby Bluetooth devices, you can also try asking a device that can pair with Bluetooth devices and show signal strength, like a laptop, to query for nearby devices, can kind of use to "home in" on the device.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Found em

they were on my desk under an old empty box of antidepressants

yeeted it

progress

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Plot twist, you're wearing them, and having a brain fart.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You underestimate my grasp of my own stupidity.

I checked my ears three times before posting that

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you checked the top of your head?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would their headphones be in my pockets? O_o

I used to lose mine until I glued them onto a headband and used some paracord to tether it to my phone case.

[–] OtherPetard@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

While I'm not a professional, I suspect help with management of your ADHD may be more appropriate than Time travel...

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

They're against the side of your computer