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[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Also Jesus was a bottom

Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you're not going to the good place.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Based on having had to read that comment I would say we're already in the bad place

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I'm a slut for cum fill me Judas

~Jesus Christ, probably

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Consider that the first time he broke out the superpowers was when a wedding didn't have booze. So he turned WATER INTO WINE. Just don't rule out him topping 12 dudes a night is all I'm saying. He brought the party.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is me not a multiple cummer? Why do they say Jesus will come again?

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

if Jesus is a top that changes everything

it means he really is daddy