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[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw a white cyber truck today (a first for me). It even more hideous than the silver and black ones.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought they were all plain metal. I wonder if it was a custom paint job.

[–] Acters@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Many will opt to get a custom wrap because the steel could get scratched and start rusting, plus they are buying for clout and are now in too deep to stop throwing money away on making it "look" better.

Some have also opted into getting a third party service to chemically deposit a layer of gold on the surface of the steel. Making it an even bigger money sink for little benefit and basically not worth driving around almost at all except for showing off.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

The only reason to get a cyber truck is because you want to make a statement

The funny thing is, it’s not the statement they think it- none of them have the introspection necessary to understand, the message is “I’m a monumental douche.”

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's only $5k to professionally wrap a vehicle. You can have rainbow pearl over pink if you want.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, no option here, mirror buff or go home. It's the only sufficiently obnoxious choice for that car.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Rainbow pearl x3, the really obnoxious one, over chrome.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I appreciate your taste, But the raw danger of driving a mirror around just wins it for me.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I saw a bedazzled BMW X3 the other day, should have followed them to get a pic