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Anon thinks it's too late (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Legit though, a REAL bro would offer to let them give a blowjob. To the bro. Counts as sex! You suck my dick, you are officially not a virgin! Now, go out there and kiss someone with the jizz still lingering on your lips, you horny motherfucker :)

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

There worse things than being a virgin.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Not to an incel, they base their entire life around it. Everyone else just gets on with their life until they randomly meet someone.

Trying to force a relationship out of thin air never works, which is part of the reason why dating apps would never work even if they weren't paid to win.

[–] Anivia 4 points 1 month ago

Dating apps used to work very well before the shareholders got greedy.

And even today they work somewhat well

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