this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
520 points (98.0% liked)

Facepalm

2647 readers
198 users here now

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Anticorp@lemmy.world
520
The future is now (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/facepalm@lemmy.world
153 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Two options.

  1. Dump her ass yesterday.

  2. She trusts ChatGPT. Treat it like a mediator. Use it yourself. Feed her arguments back into it, and ask it to rebut them.

Either option could be a good one. The former is what I'd do, but the latter provides some emotional distance.

[–] Species5218@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  1. She trusts ChatGPT. Treat it like a mediator. Use it yourself. Feed her arguments back into it, and ask it to rebut them.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Basically the dating scene will be chat bots talking to each other

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Online dating is basically like that. When i use a dating app, most women live close by and are Asian, mostly chinese. Which is interesting, because where i live, i see maybe 4 chinese people a year. They are all tea merchants and live with their sister/relatives and really want my whatsapp. They are often bots, but sometimes a real person takes over. I like to tell them outrageous shit, until a human has to take over. What i do now is that they always ask what i work, and i tell them i'm a tea merchant. Which either results in a unmatch, or a: cool, i'm a tea merchant. Some of them are really fucking good, and online dating will be gone for good if they get any better. I'm pretty sure a lot of chatbots talk to each other on these platforms, because they auto match anyone and either start talking or answer themselves

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why do they unmatch when you say you're a tea merchant?

[–] spookex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would guess that it's either them noticing that they are wasting time or saying that you also are a "tea merchant" means that you are also doing the same scam and there is no point in 2 scammers wasting time talking to each other

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Oh. My small brained mind thought that the Asian people he met irl are actual tea merchants, not scammers pretending to be tea merchants.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I like that the couple's arguments becomes a proxy war between two instances of chatgpt.

[–] GhostFaceSkrilla@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just ask them to now ask GPT to give a detailed rebuttal to everything that was just input, then watch them squirm, then dump.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

She trusts ChatGPT. Treat it like a mediator. Use it yourself. Feed her arguments back into it, and ask it to rebut them.

Let's you and other you fight.