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I'm not really looking to hear from people who don't think this way, with answers like "insecurity", "toxic masculinity", etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.

Follow-up questions:

  • when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
  • are you ever groggy in the morning?
  • how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
  • what are your true passions in life?
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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Here's something you never see... You never see a guy running full speed while taking a shit!" - George Carlin

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is pretty close too. But he's jumping not running.

NSFW mild

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no the dog!!😲

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is why the Olympics were originally in the nude.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

'Born to shit, forced to wipe.'

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The best is shitting in flowing water for the ol’ aqua deuce. Once got pulled behind a sailboat for an epic one

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try...

[–] quafeinum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Please someone introduce the idea of ‘real men shit standing’ or ‘I shit my ground standing’ to toxic masculine MAGA people and make it a thing. 🙏

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Here is a fun fact: about half of people stand up to wipe their ass after taking a shit.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

And there's that one guy who catches his shit every time.

https://youtu.be/xZ-SlTaCFfQ?si=ENvwf3-uNM6GChz8

Edit: its a podcast! Its not weird shit stuff

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not clicking that and I'm glad Lemmy does not have autoplay video.