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Racoon tycoon. Very clever, Nintendo.
Technically he's a tanuki, which is in the canine family
Still called a raccoon-dog
Wait, does that mean the tanuki suits used by Mario are made from the hide of dead tanukis?
Yes, and costumes from Temu were taken from dead anime characters and superheroes.