Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a conspiracy theorist. (lemy.lol)

submitted 1 month ago by nzmaa@lemy.lol to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Greentext involves using the > sign to indicate or imply actions, thoughts, states of being, etc. Often used to tell a narrative.

> be me
> went to the store
> bought eggs
> got home
> half the eggs were cracked
> mfw

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Saddest story I've ever heard, anon

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, it was fake and gay, and just an example.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't believe they'd sell gay eggs

[–] Wes4Humanity@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Don't get him started on the frog eggs