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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would work until the polar bear population collapses in a couple generations due to inbreeding.

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And once they eat all the penguins and starve

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

St. Matthew Island with polar bears instead of reindeer.