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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Polar bears can fish (in this video they're catching char, which is closely related to salmon), they're just not used to it.

If they can eat fish, they can probably figure out penguins as well, which honestly aren't too different from seals (slow on land, fast in the water).