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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lose the glass. Embrace the de-boxed space bag with a spigot.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get a long crazy straw and then squeeze the bag under your arm like the patron saint of bagpipes and alcoholism.

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Now there's a brand new sentence

[–] prex@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Goon of fortune.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Slap the bottle doesn’t hit as hard as slapping the bag!