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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'd say that if all you want to do is scare the shit out of some scientists in Antarctica you probably only need 1 polar bear

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

or a dog

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah let's really confuse them. A lion.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

nah, it'd freeze to death too fast

Antarctica compatible fursuit of a lion

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Spray-paint a polar bear orange and stick a mane on it. Confusing and scary.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Yup, and there's a lot less risk of complete disruption to the normal food chain. One polar bear will eventually die, a dozen will probably take over.