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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And I’m STILL seeing his content after leaving Reddit??

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He is the only person I’ve ever blocked on any social media ever.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OOTL. Who is this and why has he earned your ire?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Popular poster on Reddit who moderates too many communities, steals content and abuses his position for monetary gain.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you’re super cool but I don’t think we’ve moved to the kissy face emoji stage yet.

Maybe cook me dinner and buy a nice bottle of wine first?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're gonna kiss me like a classy broad and tell me I'm pretty!

And I'll cook dinner for anyone. I love cooking.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My favorite meal is blue box Mac and cheese but if it’s not butter you’re not getting any.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got a Mac and cheese recipe I made that'll knock your socks off. I call it "honey Sriracha beer cheese with macaroni." I use 5-year aged cheddar and parmesan reggiano to make it.

It won't so much knock your socks off as it'll instead seat you comfortably, gently remove your shoes, delicately peel off your socks, and then put your shoes back on your feet for some reason.

[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Okay, this thread escalated quickly

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

nawww, such a beautiful romance sprouting! can I come to your wedding? I'll bring weed!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weed fucks with the meth high.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thats what the cocain's for, to level everything out!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cocaine is a rich person’s drug.

I’m not rich.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You said you’d bring weed.

Weed isn’t cocaine.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

The weeds for the wedding, the cocains for the reception and I'll bring some LSD for the after party!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I refuse to accept that perfectly valid response. Please explain how exactly "weed isn't cocaine."

I'm not questioning your statement, I'm seeking entertaining reading material.

Have you ever tried to snort weed?

Works(ed) for Jukin Media which buys perpetual rights to viral content. Overall content bottom feeder

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't he also send unsolicited dick picks to people?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

IIRC on re@it a commenter wrote about how they were in an argument with him and he at some point sent them a nude as an attempt to troll them. Something like that. But I can't find that thread anymore and threads related to that tagged as NSFW won't open if I don't dl the re@it app so take it with a grain of salt.

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

do old.r*ddit[.]com

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

But then he can't send you unsolicited dick pics

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And pays for Blue, too!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always get him confused with the jackdaw guy. Who was the jackdaw guy again?

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Unidan (I had to deep dig in my memories for that name to reappear)

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Banana for scale?