I'd like to add that.. I have stubbed my toe so hard twice now and they had to remove half of the nail Twice and from experience I say fuck them the creation of nails was a mistake existing only to make us further suffer on this cursed land

[–] AnExerciseInFalling@programming.dev 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Humans evolved finger nails to separate Lego pieces

...I can't think of a good reason for toe nails though

[–] Dunstabzugshaubitze 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

maybe also separating lego pieces

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Lego do not belong near feet. That shit is real damage.

[–] Dunstabzugshaubitze 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

then its only purpose is as a heat shield when holding a cup of tea.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

its only use is to protect our fingers when holding something with a lot of strength (it'll spread the force around your finger tips instead of it all going to one point

or at least i remember hearing something like that. im not actually sure though

[–] Lag@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Like brass knuckles, but for your fingers.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Opening cans of beer and soda

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jealous that my nails aren't that strong

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

You need more calcium