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[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

TIL - asking someone on a date is the equivalent of prison rape.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If this is what you gleaned from reading all of that then yes, YOU asking someone on a date may be the equivalent of prison rape.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

It's really unfortunate that the people that need to read that top comment most are incapable of processing it

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Bubba here.

I'm a nice guy: I give some small, cute dude a compliment and he acts like a total bitch about it? I'm the "creep" because I jokingly asked him if he wants to come back to my cell? Oh, my comments make him uncomfortable? Give me a fuckin' break.

Maybe if he doesn't want guys checking him out he should stop acting and dressing like such a slut.

[–] andrewth09@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] chakan2@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So...asking someone on a date implies you're going to prison rape them.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Found the "Bubba" in this scenario...