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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

god, you're like one of those people who tell me not to clap at movies

[–] SeanBrently@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

This got a genuine lol out of me. I'm imagining the patient explanation, "See, the actors can't hear you..."

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh God you probably also going to clap the airline pilot.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

👏👏👏👏👏