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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At this point just keep going back every week, eventually they'll get used to you and you'll be the "Tuesday homeless free pizza" guy. Free pie is free pie, 4 of em a month is like a 5% income increase on minimum wage where I'm from

[–] Damage@feddit.it 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pizza is incredibly cheap to make, it's just water, flour, tomato sauce and mozzarella... Well, plus some olive oil and basil to help the flavour. And oregano. Well, that's if you're only ordering a Margherita, of course.

Anyway! Once the oven's at temp, it doesn't cost much for them to gift you a pizza.

[–] Ghoelian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Yeah that doesn't sound incredibly cheap, and also you have to factor in all the employees time used in your pizza

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Well, and yeast, sugar, toppings, etc.

But still quite cheap.