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Anon gets a pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP found a friend but decided to have a panic attack over it. Same bro. Happens to me on the regular. Maybe stuff a $20 in the tip jar next time. Or bring them a bottle of random Prosecco and then awkwardly leave.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Counter offer:

Cry.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I know it's not the most reasonable response...but it is my response

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Man I paid for a lady’s purchase at a little corner store in SF and she started crying… owner and I trying to console her while another customer is there… oof just reminded of that awkward memory