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Bill Gates, man, Bill Gates
It's all fun and games until a Microsoft Purity Enforcement squad is kicking in your door.
Nah, it's all good I subscribe to Linus Torvalds protection services. When the Microsoft vans get within four blocks of my address, They'll drop ship in dozens of fully-armed penguin paratroopers. After the incursion they even send in a penguin based cleaner team to help get rid of the remains.