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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He promised to never do that one again.

But he said nothing about a massive gamma ray burst.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who says he hadn't already done it a few times already, including the one people wrote about? It's not like there would be many survivors to share the story .... and the ones left alive would definitely be told what they could or couldn't commit to history.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fossil record? Of course, that could just be a test of our faith...

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

If a test of your faith is not rewarded (for punished for your failure) then it was all in your head.