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Anon shares his dating preferences (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 127 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"I just want a manic pixie dream girl whos never known the touch of a man but is an absolute nymphomaniac and doesn't have sharp knees is that so much to ask???"

[–] dangleheadturtle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Saving this for when I have to describe my preference to anyone again.

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I just started talking with a girl who said she loved eggs as a midnight snack. So I said I'm looking for a Gaston-like girl, large as a barge, eats 5 dozen eggs, and hair on every inch of her. She responded in good humor, a fun little conversation.