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Anon wants more pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Really? I can eat a whole Costco pizza, and I have a normal BMI. I'm male and tall, so that helps.

A whole pepperoni from Costco is a bit under 4000 calories, which isn't quite 2x my daily recommended intake (something like 3000 calories). So I can do it, I'll just be a bit full and that's all I should be eating that day.

Regular large pizzas are a lot smaller than Costco pizzas. A large from Domino's is apparently ~2200, so two large Dominos pizzas are comparable to one Costco pizza (a little more, but not a ton more).

So I could do it if I was really hungry, but I usually only eat about 3-4 Costco slices (around 1000-1250 calories).