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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Less documentation means more job security.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Can't expect me to train my replacement if I don't remember how I did it!"

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

"It works. What more do you want?"

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 17 points 1 month ago

Security by obscurity!!!