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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world -5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

First of all, only 44 years ago.

Secondly the song is called "Pumped Up Kicks." It's by the band, "The People."

Thirdly, you forgot to take your fish oil supplement to help your memory. Here's a supplier.

https://www.nordic.com/products/algae-omega/?variant=39472182919352

Edit: I didn't downvote you, as you can clearly see in the modlog.

Edit 2: Did you miss the Tipper Gore reference? I remember watching Dee Snyder absolutely shred Tipper Gore on national television news, which Eminem decided to reference around the time I was 18 to 20.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Christ on a bike, where to start?

The song is called Teenage Kicks. It's about wanking.

The comment about fish oil does nothing except prove you to be a condescending cunt. ("Condescending" means you talk down to other people)

No idea why you mentioned downvotes

I, like the vast, VAST majority of people on earth, have no idea who Mr Gore or Mr Snyder are.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's Dee Snider. So, you know... maybe both of you should stop.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

Omg you spelt his name wrong!