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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 104 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Don't you just hate it when your tits fall off and take a piece of your heart with 'em?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If my SOs tits fell off, they most certainly would take a piece of my heart with them

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well bodies are supposed to be made such that the tits don't fall off at all, so I just want to point out that this is not normal.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

The tots are outside the environment!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

This reminds me of a Janis Joplin song.

[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Not when your sister is a necromancer