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That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.
But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So
But the human will let you suck her dick. So
Yeah, but I've already done that. So
You busy tonight? So
I learned I'm not into that. So
Unprocessed salami?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don't think you're talking about when a family farm's donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I'm honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
O.O
Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey
horse maybe, but donkey? they're very specifically working creatures and using them for anything other than pet food wouldn't make sense.
Ask the people in the Provence (France) and Veneto (Italy) regions. They've got donkey salami traditions.
You might be taking the internet too seriously
You might take me too seriously
Seriously might be taking too internet
Might seriously taking me, too
I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.
Looks like an elf to me!
Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me